Still reeling from the events of last night’s (November 16) Riverdale premiere? Spoilers past this point, but in the episode, titled “Chapter Ninety-Six: Welcome to Rivervale”, the show killed Archie Andrews (KJ Apa) by ripping out his heart to complete a fertility ritual. And while KJ Apa is almost definitely not leaving the series, showrunner Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa emphasized to Decider repeatedly during an interview that Archie is, in fact, dead. But, and here’s the thing… The Rivervale five episode event isn’t done with the body count yet.

Island Records has promoted Steven Rowen to senior vice president, head of international marketing. In his new role, Rowen will continue to oversee global marketing across the Island roster which includes Shawn Mendes, Demi Lovato, the Killers, Lauren Spencer Smith and more. “Steven is one of the most knowledgeable and experienced executives in the global marketing field,” said Mike Alexander, general manager of Island Records. “His creativity and strategy have been at the forefront of Island’s biggest breakthrough stories over the last decade and we are confident he will continue to make enormous strides as Island moves into its next historic chapter.

It’s-a me, Mario! Ridley Scott’s fashion drama, “House Of Gucci,” has been harpooned with “terrible” reviews — The Post called it “abysmal” — but it’s hardly the worst criticism lobbed on the much-hyped film. Ruthless Twitter critics have lasered in on Jared Leto’s accent, taking potshots at the actors’ performance, which many analogized to the titular character in “Super Mario.” “Jared Leto’s accent reminded of Mario/Luigi,”scoffed one critic about the 49-year-old Oscar winner, who portrayed bumbling Italian fashion mogul Paolo Gucci in the crime biopic, which also stars Lady Gaga, Al Pacino and Adam Driver.

TikTok user Lisa Tranel, aka @she_plusthree, has “Friends” fans doing a double-take after going viral for her Rachel Green impression, leaving followers in awe of her resemblance to actress Jennifer Aniston. Within the viral clip, Tranel mouths lines from Green stemming from 1997 episode, “The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister.” “I want to quit, but then I think I should stick it out. Then, I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job just because it’s remotely related to the field they are interested in,” she recited in the clip.

Joe Gatto is saying goodbye to Impractical Jokers. On Friday (December 31), the 45-year-old comedian announced that he is leaving TruTV series, while also revealing that he and wife Bessy are splitting up after eight years of marriage. Click inside to read more… “Hey, Everyone. Sorry in advance for the long and more-serious-than-usual note below, I just wanted to let you all know that I will no longer be involved with Impractical Jokers,” Joe wrote on Instagram.